Substitute by Nicholson Baker
Penguin Publishing Group: 9/6/16
eBook review copy; 736 pages
hardcover ISBN-13: 9780399160981
Substitute: Going to School With a Thousand Kids by Nicholson
Baker is an overly long-winded account of his 28 days as a substitute
teacher in Maine. It was so-so for me but recommended for anyone
wondering and needing a complete description of what a typical classroom
day might resemble for a substitute teacher.
In 2014 Mr. Baker took a brief night class, got fingerprinted, and was
then eligible to earn $70 a day as an on-call substitute teacher in a
Maine public school district. Once he was called in to a school he
arrived and did his best to follow the lesson plans/sub plans left by
the teacher. Be forewarned that this truly is a moment to moment, day by
day account of Mr. Baker's days as a substitute teacher, in grades
K-high school, a roving sub, and also several times as an "ed tech" in
special education (which is called by other names in other states, but
usually a paraprofessional).
I guess I need to disclose that I have been a licensed
teacher (many years ago) and a paraprofessional in sped (more recently) in the
public schools. I too struggled to get fingerprinted (apparently my
fingerprints are also hard to take). There are several differences that
any reader of this account needs to take note of before making
assumptions that Mr. Baker's experiences are all applicable across the
USA. Subs are required to have a college degree and the teacher
preparation program in my state; paraprofessionals need to have the
equivalent of an associate's degree or take a test.
There are some high points and more low points in this overly long and
detailed account. For anyone who has ever worked in the public schools
you will recognize his struggles and accomplishments, as well as the
various personalities he encountered. There is the ever-present struggle
to maintain order and quiet, to teach students of greatly differing
capabilities and diversity, the arduous scheduling of the day, and
worksheets galore. It must be noted that sub plans are often easier, and
can consist of
more worksheets and busy work than a normal classroom day. I would agree
with him and the teacher who declared that iPads are the bane of
education. The quality of subs differs widely and Mr. Baker didn't
strike me as a particularly well-qualified one, no offense to him.
Obviously he was doing it in order to write this book. Many subs are
retired or former teachers and are much better at classroom management
than Mr. Baker.
This book would have been more effective if it wasn't a day-to-day
detailed listing of everything that happened every day. The days could
have been summed up and the highlights noted. Then Baker could have
included some personal thoughts and reflections about the day. The
current book drones on too long and becomes tedious and repetitious.
Highlight: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine! (A joke I've heard and had to laugh at numerous times.)
Disclosure:
My advanced reading copy was courtesy
of the publisher for review
purposes.
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